Well, I'll go to the foot of my stairs...

Often startled, frequently amused, sometimes scared; rarely speechless. Can be found at witchywoo22@yahoo.co.uk

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Keanu Reeves set to create new fashion phenomenon amongst faux-feminists...

...with his assertion that "some of the ladies don't mind it" (being beaten). Yeah...like some women actively enjoy being hit, punched, kicked, slapped, bitten, pinched, burned, stabbed, etc., etc., - it's huge fun. Even more fun is nursing the bruises and broken bones and being in pain for days or weeks afterwards. And it feels so great to be able to show off your injuries in A&E when you need to go in for emergency treatment.

In fact, some women find the whole experience so 'empowering' it wouldn't surprise me in the least if some nutjob faux-feminist coined the phrase "domestic violence positive" and a whole new level of woman abuse was sanctioned by patriarchy pleasers with shit for brains.


Gah.

18 Comments:

  • At 12:54 AM, Blogger spotted elephant said…

    Now, Keanu never struck me as being a very bright bulb. However, this goes beyond what I could have imagined *anyone* saying. Unbelievable.

    And where are all the *men* who should be slamming this statement?

     
  • At 12:54 AM, Blogger Laura said…

    Hideous as this is, I couldn't supress a chuckle at 'domestic violence positive'. Kinda sums up the whole sex positive/pro-porn attitude, no?!

     
  • At 4:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    'faux-feminist coined the phrase "domestic violence positive" and a whole new level of woman abuse was sanctioned by patriarchy pleasers with shit for brains.'


    Oh, no. It's already here, in the form of 'BDSM positive' feminists.

     
  • At 5:16 PM, Blogger Biting Beaver said…

    *sigh* The Keanu thing didn't surprise me, but I was heartbroken to hear that Sean Connery felt the same way *grimace*. I've pined after that voice for so many years, it's a shame that he's also a class A fucktard.

     
  • At 6:12 PM, Blogger Kim said…

    You know, I've hated Tom Cruise and KR for years and never quite knew why. We all have good reason to hate that Cruise now, and thank you for giving me concrete reasoning to hate KR as well!

     
  • At 6:14 PM, Blogger Kim said…

    Oh and by the way: You have one of the CUTEST profile pics I've yet seen. :) That little pinky guy makes me smile everytime!

     
  • At 7:53 PM, Blogger witchy-woo said…

    He's a Clanger, Kaka. He sits on my bookshelf...

    You can see Clangers in action here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/clangers/realmedia/clangerstitles.ram

    Enjoy!

     
  • At 6:56 PM, Blogger Amy's Brain Today said…

    What anonymous said.

     
  • At 7:33 PM, Blogger existsnomore said…

    Oh yeah, I just loved it when my father hit me. It was also great to see him hit my mother. She looked like she enjoyed it a lot.

     
  • At 11:26 AM, Anonymous Laurelin said…

    Jerks always like to claim that women like being hit. They never comment on how abusive men like hitting women, which is the real fucking issue here.

     
  • At 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think mr Keanu needs a couple of heavy blows to the head, himself. I wonder if he would enjoy it?

     
  • At 6:29 AM, Blogger CTB said…

    I think Laurelin is right, and perhaps its wishful-rationalization.

     
  • At 5:19 PM, Anonymous the_witch said…

    What a 1st class *&$£@(*& (Please choose own explitive). How on earth did he come to this conclusion!

     
  • At 1:40 AM, Anonymous Sam said…

    In fact, some women find the whole experience so 'empowering' it wouldn't surprise me in the least if some nutjob faux-feminist coined the phrase "domestic violence positive" and a whole new level of woman abuse was sanctioned by patriarchy pleasers with shit for brains.

    priceless

     
  • At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Andrea said…

    I'm with the anonymous person/people.

     
  • At 4:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I made the first anon comment, and I am happy to see that people agree with me. Yay!

     
  • At 10:35 PM, Blogger lost clown said…

    what the...bagrargh *head explodes*

     
  • At 5:59 AM, Anonymous le lyons said…

    Well, I for one was relieved to hear that Keanu made this comment in an interview for Playboy! I found this to be a relief, because, as you may already know, Playboy donates to DV organizations. So, clearly readers of Playboy are pro-woman enough to recognize his words for what they really are. They don't want us to be objectified or hurt because contributing money to charities that work against those social ills makes their intentions (and their readers' intentions) very clear!

    Oh, wait. Crap. I must have that backwards.

    And, on that note. I hope there is a hell and that they all rot in it. And by "they all" I mean anyone who has ever hit someone they say they love. Let Keanu be their king.

    One last comment:
    The row echoed the uproar which followed 007 star Sean Connery's interview with the same magazine in 1965.
    Yay! 41 years later and we haven't gotten anywhere! It sure is a good thing Playboy donates to DV organizations. Great job boys!!!

     

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